What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.