What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.