What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.