What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.