Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.