Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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To get yakisoba.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.