Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.