Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.