Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.