What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.