What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.