What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.