What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.