How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting