How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.