What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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How do you spell that?

t-h-a-t

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!