Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction