What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.