What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !