What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

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What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What do you call a fast zombie?

A zoombie

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.