Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.