Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.