Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.