What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Impersonate Jokes More Impersonate Jokes

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena