What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Who drives?

The police officer

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Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...