Names.
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She remembers them by their last names.
Names!
Names
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Names! -Bo Burnham
Their last names.
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Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
Me: *names two of them*
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Hot and Cold.
Ben/Anna!
She looked at their last names...
By abusing his names in other languages.
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
A: By their names.
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
A ghost writer.
He forgot his Loggins
He exploded.
A man who tries to be everything but himself
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Bed buglars.
She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde.
Pure Heroine by Lorde.
My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
A transparent ( )
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
He nose what he's doing
A man's undivided attention!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
