What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!