What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!