What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.