What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.