What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?