What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.