What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."