What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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It's already run out of battery.