What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.