What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.