What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Then, fart.

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My erection.

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It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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It's already run out of battery.