It's 8:00 somewhere!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A sphinxter.
unevening.
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees
You look quite put-together this evening.
Watch elevision !
Have a nice bite!
A cannibal
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
A disobedient slave.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
The evening mews !
Salmon-chanted evening !
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
A pillow
A: The warning label.
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
A PARTY SPLUNGE!
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because jokes are the white man's burden."
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Pessimist Prime
Nothing personal."
Search and Destroy.