What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...