What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

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What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...