What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

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