What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four