How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.