How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.