How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.