What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack