Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!