Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .