What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD