What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

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How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell!

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "