What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."