How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.