How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied