What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.