Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis