Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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Their "Senor"ity!

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves