Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's math?

people who give 110%

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance