What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.