What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.