Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!