Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!