Annoying Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

Noisy Noise Jokes More Noisy Noise Jokes

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you