How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.