What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!