How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.