How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!