How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!