How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.