How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.