How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.