How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"