How many children does it take to chang...

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How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

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What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"