How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder?

A Mosul man

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.