He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
The both leave your crotch on fire
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
DATA EXPUNGED
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
Because he was screwing around.
