What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.