How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!