How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.