How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!