Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns