18+ Funny Video Game Jokes

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called?

Womb raider

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn