How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.