How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.