What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry