What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!