What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Bob.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.