What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage