What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...