What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.